Post by troj on Sept 4, 2005 16:58:58 GMT -5
A guy walks into a bar in the mountains of North Carolina and orders a white
wine. All the redneck hillbillies sittin' around the bar look up,
expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the North.
The bartender says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Alaska"
The bartender says, "What you do in Alaska?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the heck is a taxidermist? Do
you drive a taxi?"
The guy says, "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
wine. All the redneck hillbillies sittin' around the bar look up,
expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the North.
The bartender says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Alaska"
The bartender says, "What you do in Alaska?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the heck is a taxidermist? Do
you drive a taxi?"
The guy says, "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."
